Example Drunk Email

Everyone has heard of Drunk Dialing but anyone ever try Drunk Emailing....

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Ignore this. Sorry to bother you, but I'm drunk right now and can't help myself. I can't talk worth shit right now but unfortunately I can't stop thinking. Sober I'm silent as night but drunk I compelled to speak.

I not trying to hook up as every man that says hello to you wants, I've had too much alcohol to care about that now, I just wanted to say I think your god dam beautiful and every man you grace is lucky.

...And no matter what motherfuckers have done to you..., and as awsome you are or could be (after all I don't know you), motherfuckers will use you, but don't give up hope. Love comes from within, it's rarely two ways. so embrace what you can, males are stupid mutherfuckers and females aren't that far behind for loving them. But at least females have more courage to try. Men are too afraid to be weak.

If you ever see my drunk ass, give me a kiss on the cheek, a hug, and say a prayer at the end of the night, I'll need it.

You think women have it hard, think about what guys that try to be good go through. Punished every step of the way. Men are punished for being good. The good ones sadly are never found in time, they always break, on both sides, male and female. For that's that is curse of being human.

Ignore me or feel free to cuss my ass out, if your honest it all good. I'm just another stupid motherfucker ducking his head in the sand.

Sleep... thank you for bearing all that....

God bless.