Love is like cereal

I don't know where this originally came from but I just had to post it for myself.
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Some wisdom from a mind called Samm:

Love... is like the cereal you eat every morning for breakfast. You go all these long, lonely months without having breakfast, but finally, a box of Frosted Flakes enters your life. Soon you're eating it every day, enjoying it fully, just waiting for the next day so you can eat some more of Tony the Tiger's corn flakes. But you finish your box! So you go to the grocery store and pick up your Frosted Flakes box. But then you start to think... Tony's just not doing it for you anymore. You long for some of that silly rabbit's Trix, or those adorable Frosted Wheat, or even Kid Nutritious, Mom Approved (tm) Kix. So you decide to get the Trix, Frosted Wheat, and Kix, but when you get home and eat it for breakfast the next morning, it's just not the same. You really miss that grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat taste that that Tiger used to give you. You realize that you took poor Tony for granted and wish that you could still eat those frosted Flakes every morning for breakfast. So, determined to win Tony back, you throw away your Trix, Frosted Wheat, AND Kix, and make your way over to the grocery store. BUT GUESS WHAT?!- They're sold out of Frosted Flakes.

So why should we love? Well, breakfast is good for you! And even though the Frosted Flakes are gone and will never come back, even though they will always hold a special place in your heart, maybe you should give that Kix a try.

Why do you women ignore us men?

It's annoying. You all like to talk about honesty and how you like to face problems and how independent you are, yet when things get a little difficult or a little weird in friendships and relationships, your the first to bail and burry you head in the sand. It's strange, all of you proclaim the theoretical merits of counseling before a divorce but your the ones with the spiteful communication problems. It's so childish to run away. It's amazing women actually form any long term relationships with other women at all.